How NOT to fill the void of the BeatnikBrown vacation:

1) Ride a unicycle down a sand dune
2) Punch a rhinocerous
3) Eat cookies you find in the trash
4) Repeat yourself. Repeat yourself.
5) Just keep blogging and blogging and blogging ...

HOW to fill the void of the BeatnikBrown vacation:
1) Get psyched for five new original tunes in the works
2) Listen to the live audio on the bnb website
3) Go to the beach
4) "What songs will they play at the Nail in July?"
5) Just gaze at those pictures of Dave...

Yours truly,
Joe *thingy*er

er, Joe C o c k e r

By the way... why can't we type "c-o-c-k" on this blog? Sometimes it makes things sound dirtier than they are! What if, for example, I had a c-o-c-k-er spaniel? I would be forced to type, "I'm going to play with my thingy-er spaniel." It gets even worse when a farmer must cut the head off his prize rooster!